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| I watched Spiderman 3 a little while ago, and one thing just stucked in my mind....... nope, not because Tobey Mcguire got much chubbier, not because Venom was so weak, not because the storyline gone haywire. It's all because of this question: Do you think Kristin Dunst IS Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins?? And someone out there agrees with me....... http://ga2so.com/corgan.php | | |
| "I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four father." - Antoine Roundtree What should I do with USD $216,000,000.00??? I should first consider about taxation, probably 40 something %, let's just say 50% will be taken away, so there will only be $108,000,000.00 left. About 108 Million dollars…... Oh, but wait, I don't need to pay tax yet, let's put that 50% into a CD account and get a guaranteed 5% annual return. That’s about $5.4 Millions after a year using Simple Interest Calculation, excellent. I’ll probably have to pay tax on that capital gain also…… I’ll worry bout that later. OK, so what should I do with USD $108 Millions now??? 1. Get a gianormous stack of $1000 bills and bitch slap my boss’s face with the bills before I quit. (preferably with Johnson & Johnson’s baby powder to enhance the effect) 2. Buy a one-way first class ticket to Las Vegas and run to Wynn’s High Roller no limit Roulette table and bet all 108 millions on my lucky # 23!!!!! YEAH BISNATCHES!!!! (if I lose?! Then I deserve to walk back home to LA) OR 3. Give 10 mil to my dad, 10 mil to my mom, 10 mil to my brother, 10 mil to my sister and 10 mil to my grandma (of course!); 10 mil to my church and use 10 mil to set up a non-profit organization or mission funds; So, $38 millions left? 4. Choose a prudent broker to manage $10 mil and I’ll use $10 mil to setup my own investment portfolio. If my own portfolio out-performs my broker’s portfolio, I’ll probably get a huge stack of bills and bitch slap his face with baby powder. 5. $18 mil to go, I’ll put $5 mil to an IRA and the other $5 mil to a CD, so I won’t get assed when I retire. 6. Now only $8 millions, I’ll buy a decent-not-too-fancy flat in Hong Kong well under $1 mil, a $ 0.5 mil house in Cerritos ( near my grandma’s), a $0.5 mil house in the Mid-west to make sure I still have a place if all coast get flushed cause of Global Warming. 7. With $6 mil left, buy a beach condo down in OC hopefully at around $1 million for P-A-R-T-E-E! Invite my friends every weekend to chill or to get thrashed, either one. Oh, oh, I’ll hire a butler for this house, so someone will clean up the craps afterward. I’ll probably hire him from the Philippines and no matter what his original name is, I’ll call him Nay. 8. Distribute the rest of $5 millions to my friends. I’ll probably break some into thick stack of $1 bills and use ‘em to bitch slap whomever I consider less favorable with baby powder before I give the money to them………………. (Car swerving from the left most lane to the right out the freeway exit) Holy Crap! I almost missed my exit and I was driving like a friggin’ idiot! NOOOO! I didn't even hit the Mega number?! dang it! | | |
| "Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a starter home. Choose dental insurance, leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose your future." - Renton I need to stop talking non-sense, stop thinking non-sense. Or else no one will ever understand me..... but I think I should be able to talk about anything I want, and nobody will ever judge me..... NOBODY! "Hey, Keith, uh...... something really funny about my computer........ can you come look at it right now?" I JUST stepped into my cubical. My ass hasn't even warm up the chair by 1 degree F yet! "Yeah sure I'll go, why not?" She's a nice lady, sometimes she gives me some delicious cookies, but she's like... 60. I wonder why she's still working here....... "Oh, you have to press the Caps Lock button again, that's why you kept typing uppercase letters undesirably." "Oooooo, ha ha ha, that's why!" with a pinch of embarrassment, she joked, "oh boy, maybe the computer hates me! he he" Maybe you call that I don't know how to use a computer, or maybe if you pet the monitor, it'll do your laundry and clean your house!....... of course, I didn't say that, so I just laughed at her..... I mean with her. Question: "Is it a myth that all IT guys are jerks?" Answer: "No it's not a myth, it's the truth. So will you please go home and read more 'Computer ABCs for Dummies' before you embarrass yourself to death by asking more stupid computer questions, you insignificant peasants." Yeah, it's more like my typical day at work, well, a little exaggerated. This is what I do. I remember I had better days like last Friday I actually woke up extra early to go to work by 8 am (4 hours earlier than my usual time), sneaked in some Goldschlager to take shots with my co-workers before their manager comes in at 9. Man, this sh*t can F you up! It was first thing in the morning, empty stomach with bigger than usual shot glass.... I felt it even after a shot. Funny thing is after I destroyed the "evidence", I walked pass the break room feeling kind of "good", then there stood my boss's wife who happens to be our company's book keeper (controller) who happens to be um.... what was that word?...um... yeah, a bitch. Of course not knowing what just happened, she asked me scornfully, "Oh wow, look at you, got up early this morning didn't you? eh?" Oh agonizing sarcasm, but with Goldschlager, my supportive friend from deutschland, I'm a brave mudda fukka "F YOU BITCH!" "Huh?? What?! What did you just say?" fortunately, she didn't really hear it that clearly. I felt like I got betrayed by this German bastard,.... again. "Uh, I said Thank you, Miss." While she's a bit confused, I hurried out and buried myself back in my cubical. | | |
| PLEASE! Read my first post before you continue on and Don't jump into any hasty conclusions. I just need to re-confirm, again, that I thought I can tell people what I really mean, but it ALWAYS comes out as a different story. It is confirmed. I'm totally retard-strong when it comes to expressing myself. No wonder, no wonder I'm always confused with others' reactions. See if you can catch this non-sense: A: "Hey it's past dinner time, did you eat anything?" B: "Oh, no I didn't." A thoughtfully offered a bowl of rice to B. B: "No thanks, I'm not hungry." A is a bit concerned, thinking that B hasn't eaten this whole time, poor B must be starving. A: "Here. I made the bowl of rice already. Come on, eat it." B: "Really, no thank you. I'm not THAT hungry, truthfully." A had a mind set on pursuading B to eat something, "Hey, eat it already, would you? Don't waste this bowl of rice!" B, on the other hand, got ticked off, "I'm really not hungry. Why do you have to force me to eat?! why? Here, maybe my ass-hole's hungry. Come, feed it, if you love to feed so much!" Inevitable Tension arising...... The story is shortened and a bit exaggerated. However, the POINT is, the point is this story kind of illustrates yet another form of mis-understanding or communication barrier. In this case, is it B's fault for turning down A's warmheartedly caring offer? or retarded A just couldn't accept a simple fact and to intertwine it into a more complex issue? I'll let you be the judge. You might not get anything from this anyway. "Words like violence
Break the silence
Come crashing in
Into my little world
Painful to me
Pierce right through me
Can't you understand
Oh my little girl All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm" - Martin L. Gore | | |
| you know i have a hard time using this website....... it took me 30 minutes and 7.5 seconds to figure out how to add a blog entry...... yes, i know i'm an IT, i know...... yes, shame on me! gosh guys..... stop being so harsh..... sheesh. and now...... i'll just throw in a quote, which is my all time favourite: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb once said, "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told." | | |
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